I found Spice Girls barbie dolls and their eyes will haunt me
Whoever wrote the insane copy on the boxes deserves a Pulitzer Prize!!!
You asked for Y2k content and you got it! We’re doing Yellowjackets recaps soooon, plus White Lotus, and we’re taking your suggestions for all that in the comments, so let me know!!
But first, if you’re around this weekend aka Mother’s Day weekend, for all who celebrate, or avoid it like traumatic homework (not all of us have cool moms we don’t have nightmares about, ok?! WOULD THAT WE DID!) I’m doing a Tinder Live: Mommy Issues Livestream this Sunday at 8pm and 9pm ET. Swiping live through Tinder, for Mother’s Day, on men who have mommy issues, aka all of them. You can get tickets here!
PLUS, Seattle I’ll bring Tinder Live there in TWO WEEKS and Boston I’ll see you in ONE MONTH!
Also of note, I matched on Tinder with a 58-year-old guy exclusively looking for 18 to 22-year-olds, who describes himself as “toxic af” and we unpack all of THAT on this week’s podcast, you can listen to here!
OK back to these Spice Girls Barbies, of which I found ALL OF THEM IN THE BOX!
So, yes, we have photos!, yes we’ll unpack their haunted eyes!, their weird as hell ans sometimes great outfits! and the insane, extremely y2k content all over the box about how they are powerful, cool Girl Power power-having girls.
And yes I found every single Spice Girl, and every one is poetry.
Let’s first note: FROM KMART, ONLY $12.99!!!!!
And the boxes are SIGNED!
And the clothes are a NIGHTMARE!
Even that price tag is giving me a nostalgia high that feels like huffing out of a paper bag….